Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Yea...what she said.......

                I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back    porch & lovingly filled it with delicious seeds.

                What a beauty of
                a bird feeder it was.

                Within a week we had hundreds of birds
                taking advantage of the
                continuous flow of free and
                easily accessible food.

                But then the birds started
                building nests in the boards
                of the patio above the table
                and next to the barbecue.

                Then came the poop. It was
                everywhere: on the patio tile,
                the chairs, the table ..

                Then some of the birds
                turned mean. They would
                dive bomb me and try to
                peck me even though I had
                fed them out of my own good
                intentions and limited budget.

                Other birds became unruly,
                boisterous and loud. They
                sat on the feeder and
                squawked and screamed at
                all hours of the day and night
                and demanded that I fill it
                when it got low on food.

                After a while, I couldn't even
                sit on my own back porch

                So I took down the bird feeder
                and in three days the birds were
                gone. I cleaned up their mess
                and took down the many nests they
                had built all over the patio.

                Soon, the back yard was like
                it used to be .... Quiet, serene....
                and no one demanding their
                rights to a free meal.

                Now let's see.
                Our government gives out
                free food, subsidized housing,
                free medical care, free education
                and allows anyone born here to
                to be an automatic citizen.

                Then the illegals came by the
                millions.  Suddenly our taxes
                went up to pay for all those
                FREE services. Now we have to
                wait 6 hours to be seen by an
                emergency room doctor.
                Our child's second grade class has
                fallen behind other schools because
                over half the class doesn't speak

                Corn Flakes now come in a
                bilingual box. I have to press
                ‘one’ to hear my bank talk to me
                in English, and people waving flags
                other than 'Old Glory' are
                squawking and screaming
                in the streets, demanding more
                rights and more freebies.

                Just my opinion, but maybe
                it's time for the government
                to take down the bird feeder.

                If you agree, pass it on; if not,
                Just continue cleaning up the poop.





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